27 July, 2010

IT Acronims

Jokes (yang mungkin agak basi) dari milis gw yang (pastinya) si sender juga dapat dari milis lain yang mungkin aja juga dicopy dari milis lai, dst, dst, dst #halah

PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN: It Still Does Nothing

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI: System Can't See It

DOS: Defective Operating System - Dead Operating System

BASIC: Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM: I Blame Microsoft

DEC: Do Expect Cuts

OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too

WWW:World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM: Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

SAP: Setan Aja Pusing #ngakak LOL